evolution because if god existed, he wouldn't have been cruel enough to stand idle and watch my beloved 2ds be stolen in the playground at school.

stfu, your just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. it doesnt hurt you or have anything to do with you. if you that bothered by 'MAN IS NO LONGER MAN, NOOO THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS THOOO' then your just a child so sit down and go watch ben shapiro or some shitty conservertive